MONEY
It can buy a House
,
But not a Home .
It can buy a Bed ,
But not Sleep .
It can buy a Clock ,
But not Time .
It can buy you Friends
,
But not Love .
It can buy you a Book
,
But not Knowledge .
It can buy Food ,
But not an Appetite
.
It can buy you Medicine
,
But not Health .
It can buy you Blood ,
But not Life
.
Money has different names
In a temple or church, it's called a
donation.
In school, it's called
tuition.
In marriage, it's called
dowry.
In divorce, it's called
alimony.
When you owe someone, it's called
debt.
When you pay the government, it's called a
tax.
In court, it's called
fines.
Civil servant retirees, it's called
pension.
Employer to workers, it's called
salary.
Master to subordinates, it's called
wages.
To children, it's called an
allowance.
When you borrow from a bank, it's called a
loan.
When you offer a good service, it's called
tips.
To kidnappers, it's called a
ransom.
Illegally received in the name of service,
it's called a
bribe.
The question is
When a husband gives to his wife, what do we call it ?
ANSWER:
Money given to your wife is called DUTY,
and every man has to do his duty,
because wives are
not
duty-free !
People say that money is not the key to happiness,
but I always figured that if you have enough money,
you can have a key made.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can
make you awfully comfortable while you're miserable.
Intelligence solves problems and produces money.
Money without financial intelligence will soon be gone.
Money makes the world go around.
You can't take it with you.
You have to spend money to make money.
We are rich only through what we give,
and poor only through what we refuse.
Use for yourself little, but give to others much.