Peaceful mind,  Peaceful life.
Happy wife,  Happy life.
Happy spouse,  Happy house.

• Love is a game that two people can play and both win.  Marriage is not just a word; it’s a sentence... (a life sentence).  Dont break the law when you're breaking the law.
• Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.  But the law allows only one wife.
• Women marry men hoping they will change.  Men marry women hoping they will not.
• A good husband makes a good wife.  Marriage is a workshop, where husband works and wife shops.
• Money given to your wife is called DUTY, and every man has to do his duty, because wives are not duty-free !
• Man has his will; woman has her way.  A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.  A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
• Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand !
• A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
• The Ten Commandments for Partnership Marriages are made in heaven.  But so are thunder and lightning.
• If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep.
• Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.  After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
• Married life is very frustrating.  In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.  In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.  In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
• Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.  You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
• Marriage is when a man and woman become as one.  The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
• When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:  Either the car is new or the wife is.
• A man is incomplete until he is married.  After that, he is finished.

• The Platinum Rule is:  " Treat everyone as they want to be treated ".
• The Golden Rule says:  " Do unto others as you would have them do unto you ".
• The Bronze Rule states:  " If they are not bothering you, don't bother them ".