One day I gonna to Malta to a
big hotel, in the morning I go down
to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress
that I want two pieces of toast. She
brings me only one piece. I tell her
"I wanna two pieces". She say "Go
to the toilet". I say "you don't
understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate".
She say to me: "you better not
piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch".
I do not even know this lady and
she call me a sonnawabitch !!
Later
I go to eat at a bigger restaurant.
The waiter brings me a spoon and a
knife but no fork. I tell her "I
wanna a fork" and she tell me:
"everyone wanna f@?k ". I tell
her "you don't understand me... I wanna
fork on the table". She say: "you
better not f@?k on the table you sonnawabitch"
.
So
I go back to my room in my hotel
and there is no sheets on the bed.
I call the manager and tell him "I
wanna a sheet". he tell me to
go the toilet. I say "you don't
understand I wanna a sheet on my bed".
He say: "you better not shit on the
bed, you sonnawabitch".
I
go to the Check out and the man
at the desk said "peace on you",
and I say: "Piss on you too,
you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to
Italy !
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